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1
In space no one can hear you scream.
2
Gentlemen, thank you very much. I think I can guarantee you you'll both be in Southern Russia before the end of the month. Good day.
3
No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.
4
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
5
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
6
The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.
7
You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.
8
Don't let them catch you with your pants down. Rule #3: beware of bathrooms.
9
This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
10
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
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