Hello, I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. How might I serve you?
Bless my circuits! I'm so pleased to see you both.
My obtuse little friend, if they had needed our help, they would have asked for it. You obviously have a great deal to learn about human behavior.
Oh my goodness! Shut me down. Machines making machines. How perverse.
Die, Jedi dogs!
I had the most peculiar dream.
Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness.
They're heading to the prison level. If you hurry you might catch them.
Listen to them, they're dying, R2! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough, it's all my fault! My poor Master.
R2 says the chances of survival are 725 to 1.
Don't worry about Master Luke. I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever, you know... for a human being.
I think it might be better if I stay behind and guard the ship.
Oh! They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer.
If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit.
At last, Master Luke's come to rescue me!
His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
I wish I had your confidence.
Exciting is hardly the word I would choose.
Here we go again.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
Wonderful. We are now a part of the tribe.
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