My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Those must be comfortable shoes.
I gotta find Bubba!
We was like peas and carrots again.
Oh, yes sir. Bit me directly right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
That's all I have to say about that.
We would take these long walks. And we were always lookin' for this guy named Charlie.
I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours.
I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now.
Run, Forrest, run!
The really good thing about meeting the President of the United States is the food.
He is mean, careless and stupid. And that's a bad combination in a place like this.
Is his head properly shaved?
This Ryan better be worth it. He better go home and cure some disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb or something.
When was the last time you felt good about anything?
Sergeant, we have crossed some strange boundary here. The world has taken a turn for the surreal.
You take a standard-issue GI sock, cram it with as much Comp' B as it can hold, rig up a simple fuse, then coat the whole thing with axle grease. Now, when you throw it, it should stick. lt's a bomb that sticks. A sticky bomb. Come up with a better way to knock the tracks off a tank, I'm all ears.
Things like a computer that can fit into a single room and hold millions of pieces of information.
I'm gonna walk on the Moon, Marilyn.
Well, if I had a dollar for every time they've killed me in this thing, I wouldn't have to work for you, Deke. Well, we have two days, we'll be ready. Let's do it again.
Houston, we have a problem.
We just lost the Moon.
And that's it. We just put Sir Isaac Newton in the driver's seat.
Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you.
Our mission was called "a successful failure" in that we returned safely but never made it to the Moon.
From Memphis America to Nicolai in Russia, 87 hours.
It's about the trucks. Today's truck was two minutes late, tomorrow's will be four minutes late. And then six minutes late, and eight minutes late. The next thing you know we're the US Mail.
We have to do it in the car.
You wouldn't have a match by any chance, would you?
Look what I've created! I have made fire!
You gotta love crab. In the nick of time too. I couldn't take much more of those coconuts. Coconut milk is a natural laxative. That's something Gilligan never told us.
That's a search area of 500,000 square miles. That's twice the size of Texas. They may never find us.
She's much prettier in real life.
[ contemplating ]
You still awake?
Wilson, where are you?
Wilson, I'm sorry!
I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. I had power over nothing.
Who knows what the tide could bring?
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