This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
That was the all-time train dodge! Too cool! Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy.
Nothing like a smoke after a meal.
Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Yeah... I cherish these moments.
If either of you assholes had two thousand dollars I'd kill you both.
I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits.
I guess I'm just a pussy, huh?
I've never met anybody who fainted before.
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy?
Okay... okay... you've stated your position clearly. Now I'm gonna state mine: get in the fucking car, now!
I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
I knew the $64000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera!
My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
He stole the milk money at school. He's a thief in my book.
How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.
Just like the beach at Normandy.
I don't need no babysitter.
Does the word retarded mean anything to you?
I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh!
Ol' Gordie just screwed the pooch!
For some, it's the last real taste of innocence, and the first real taste of life. But for everyone, it's the time that memories are made of.