This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
For some, it's the last real taste of innocence, and the first real taste of life. But for everyone, it's the time that memories are made of.
I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits.
I've never met anybody who fainted before.
Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy?
Okay... okay... you've stated your position clearly. Now I'm gonna state mine: get in the fucking car, now!
I guess I'm just a pussy, huh?
I knew the $64000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera!
Yeah... I cherish these moments.
Nothing like a smoke after a meal.
That was the all-time train dodge! Too cool! Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy.
Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
If either of you assholes had two thousand dollars I'd kill you both.
I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.
My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh!
Does the word retarded mean anything to you?
Ol' Gordie just screwed the pooch!
I don't need no babysitter.
Just like the beach at Normandy.
He stole the milk money at school. He's a thief in my book.
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.