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Apollo 13
So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.
So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.
Houston, we have a problem.
We gotta find a way to make this fit into the hole for this using nothing but that.
Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you.
With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.
This could be the worst disaster NASA's ever experienced.
Farewell, Aquarius, and we thank you.
She sure was a good ship.
It's like trying to drive a toaster through a car wash.
They don't know how to do it.
It's just a little medical mutiny, Doc. I'm sure the guys are still with us. Let's cut them some slack, ok?
Don't you worry, honey. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.
Well, I'd have to say that this is the most serious situation we've ever encountered in manned space flight.
Maybe I should just hold my breath.
And that's it. We just put Sir Isaac Newton in the driver's seat.
Well, I suggest you gentlemen invent a way to put a square peg in a round hole. Rapidly.
Things like a computer that can fit into a single room and hold millions of pieces of information.
We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option.
I want you all to forget the flight plan. From this moment on we are improvising a new mission.
We just lost the Moon.
Let's work the problem, people. Let's not make things worse by guessing.
Houston, we have a problem.
This is Houston. Say again, please.
Here it comes. The constellation Urine.
Ok, guys, we're going to the Moon.
Launch Control, this is Houston, we are go for launch.
Well, if I had a dollar for every time they've killed me in this thing, I wouldn't have to work for you, Deke. Well, we have two days, we'll be ready. Let's do it again.
I'm gonna walk on the Moon, Marilyn.
Our mission was called \"a successful failure\" in that we returned safely but never made it to the Moon.
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