What an impertinent thing to say! Me putting ideas into people's heads. Really...
Sacked? Certainly not. I am never sacked!
Yes. Well done. You said it.
She's for it now. I've heard the master do this speech before.
Speaking of weather, the other day when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper said to him, \"How long do you want it?\" And my friend said, \"Well, from about September to March.\"
Keep your feet back. Mind the bread and butter.
Tuppence? Precisely how I started.
He makes faces in a watch factory.
We love to laugh. Loud and long and clear.
Whatever you do, keep a straight face. Last time it took us three days to get him down.
Come along, please. Don't struggle.
Let's put our backs into it, lad. More spit and polish. That's what's wanted around here.
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag.
While stand the banks of England, England stands.
When fall the banks of England, England falls.
Fiddlesticks, boy! Feed the birds and what have you got? Fat birds!
Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.
That's what I said, sir. Go fly a kite!
Wind's come around blowing dead on from the West.
As the ship lay in Boston Harbor, a party of the colonists, dressed as red Indians, boarded the vessel, behaved very rudely, and threw all the tea overboard. This made the tea unsuitable for drinking. Even for Americans.
I never explain anything.
What did I tell ya? There's the whole world at your feet. And who gets to see it but the birds, the stars and the chimney sweeps.
Madam, that is entirely beside the point!
Look there. A trackless jungle. Just waiting to be explored.
This is what you might call a fortuitous circumstance.
Hurry up, please. Spit spot!
That there is what you might call a doorway to a place of enchantment.
Oh, it's awfully dark and gloomy up there.
Michael, don't exaggerate.
There's something wrong. The bank won't give someone their money.
Ahoy, there! Ahoy! Good day to you!
I suggest you have this piano repaired. When I sit down to an instrument, I like to have it in tune.
Winds in the east, mist coming in,
Like somethin' is brewin' and bout to begin.
Can't put me finger on what lies in store,
But I fear what's to happen all happened before.
You must be kind, you must be witty, very sweet, and fairly pretty...
Extremely stubborn and suspicious.
Just as I thought. Extremely stubborn and suspicious.
Never judge things by their appearance.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Hmm. I'll give you one week.
Ghastly looking crew, I must say.
Winifred, please don't be emotional.
Practically perfect in every way.
Winifred, where are the children?
I run my home precisely on schedule. At 6:01, I march through my door. My slippers, sherry, and pipe are due at 6:02. Consistent is the life I lead.
Our daughters' daughters will adore us and they'll sing in grateful chorus, "Well done, sister suffragettes."
Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
Well, hip, hip, hooray! And don't stumble on the way out, dearie.
A word of advice, young man. Storm signals are up at number 17. Bit of heavy weather brewing there.
What he's famous for is punctuality. The whole world takes its time from Greenwich, but Greenwich, they say, takes its time from Admiral Boom.
Rather inclined to giggle. Doesn't put things away.
In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. You find the fun and, snap! The job's a game.
I am not out of sorts. I'm in a perfectly equitable mood. I do not require being made to feel better.
Hold still, now. Watch for the diggy bird.
Have you put the spoiled eggs in my carryall? After our meeting at the Albert Hall we're all going to Downing Street to throw things at the prime minister.
I shall stay until the wind changes.
That's a piecrust promise. Easily made, easily broken.
People who get their feet wet must learn to take their medicine.
You know, you can say it backwards, which is docious-ali-expi-istic-fragil-cali-rupus, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
Oh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, if you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
View halloo? Faith and begora, 'tis them redcoats again!
A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down in a most delightful way.
Mary Poppins, you look beautiful!
I have no intention of making a spectacle of myself, thank you.
all contributions welcome
I does what I likes and I likes what I do.
I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. And Michael says "Really? What's the name of his other leg?".