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This is going to be extremely painful.
This is going to be extremely painful.
I hope you rot in hell.
They breed in the crawlspaces, in the conduits, the very core of the building itself.
l took care of it. That's why God made fathers.
The next time, young man, l find you with a worthless piece of shit like this again you won't sit down for a week, buddy-boy! Remember that! Tuck in.
The current 30-day forecast released by the meteorological station at Portland calls for moderating temperatures and lots of rain. Castle County is going to turn green so fast in the next month that it's going to be almost miraculous.
There you are, you sucker! l knew you were in here some place.
Go out and fuck somebody. But wear a damn rubber, everybody's got the damn herpes these days.
It's showtime!
Where's... my cake? I... want... my... cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake, you dirty bitch! I'm going to have it!
That's a meteor. I'll be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!
You know what? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends... and shit for brains!
I can hold my breath for a long time!
We dug a hole for you, Richard.
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