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Batman
You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
See that thing on my belt? Grab it! Whatever you do, don't let go.
it's an important job. I need someone I can trust. You are my number one guy.
My face on the one dollar bill.
What do you want?
Hello, legs.
I don't think I've ever been in this room before.
You're a real nice girl and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.
We've been ratted out here, boys.
Could you pass the salt?
And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights.
Stop the press. Who is that?
I say you're full of shit. You can quote me on that.
I have no wish to fill my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.
What are you laughing at?
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
You know what they say? They say he can't be killed. They say he drinks blood.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
He gave us a signal.
The pen, is truly mightier than the sword.
I'm Batman.
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