Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
They're here to save the world.
We must prepare for the coming of Gozer. The Destructor.
Take me now, subcreature.
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Try to understand, this a high voltage laser containment system. Simply turning it off will be like dropping a bomb on the city.
Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse of Spook Central.
Personally, I think it's a sign from God, but don't quote me on that.
when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!
All right. This chick is toast!
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive.
You have been a participant in the biggest inter-dimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909.
Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though. I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends.
Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psycho kinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample it would be a Twinkie, 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds.
Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
We're exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
Listen! You smell something?
A full torso apparition. And it's real.
Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
Why worry? Each one of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Hi, this is Larry King. The phone-in topic Today: \"Ghosts and Ghostbusting.\" The controversy builds, more sightings are reported, some maintain that these professional paranormal eliminators in New York are the cause of it all.
As they say in T.V., I'm sure there's one big question on everybody's mind, and I imagine you are the man to answer that. How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately?
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
Ghostbusters. What do you want?
I've quit better jobs than this.