I'm smellin' me some cornbread.
Paul Edgecomb didn't believe in miracles. Until the day he met one.
That son of a bitch pissed on me.
You're gonna ride the lightning.
All I wanted me was a little corn bread, you motherfuckers!
Three grown men... outsmarted by a mouse.
It's in here somewhere. I'm gonna squish the little son of a bitch.
I always keep a spare mouse in my wallet for occasions such as this.
No, now, stay here, Mr Jingles.
He's choking. Whatever he sucked out of her, he's choking on it.
Honey, if you don't tell me what's on your mind, I'm afraid I'll have to smother you with a pillow.
Is his head properly shaved?
I think this boy's cheese slid off his cracker.
That's some smart mouse, Del. Like he a circus mouse or somethin'.
He's a circus mouse. And when I get outta here, he's gonna make me rich.
Don't know. Tell the truth, boss, I don't know much of anything.
Adiós, chief. Drop us a card from hell. Let us know if it's hot enough.
I want fried chicken with gravy on the taters, and I want to shit in your hat. I got to have Mae West sit on my face, 'cause I'm one horny motherfucker.
He is mean, careless and stupid. And that's a bad combination in a place like this.
Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.
I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not.
Don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark.