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The Shawshank Redemption
So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking thing you got me on destruction of property too."
So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking thing you got me on destruction of property too."
I do believe you're talking out of your ass.
Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me.
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Lord, it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind.
Oh, that's funny. You gonna look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth.
You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?
Chess. Now there's a game of kings.
That's all it takes, really. Pressure and time. That and a big goddamn poster.
Thumb up my butt sounds better.
You were right. Salvation lies within.
Smell my ass.
I don't belong here! I want to go home! I want my mother!
I understand you're a man that knows how to get things.
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here tonight... I swear by God and sonny Jesus, you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here.
I tell you... Uncle Sam. He puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit till it's purple.
Easy, peasy, Japanese-y.
I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord. Your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks.
Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
Salvation lies within.
Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
I want him found. Not tomorrow, not after breakfast. Now!
Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
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