By the end of this summer you're gonna be up to your neck in pussy.
Give me all your money, bitch!
At least things can't get any worse.
It's a waste of time trying to logically figure out the female brain, that's for sure. Maybe she got another boyfriend. [farts]
I can't relate to 99% of humanity.
What are we, in slow motion here? C'mon, what are you, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why don't you.
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.
[ pointing out the obvious ]
Some people are ok, but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody.
This is so bad it's almost good.
I totally, totally hate you.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know... I kinda like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kinda cool.
This type of thing must happen to him all the time.
Rock and roll, baby. Freedom of speech.
It's America, dude, learn the rules.
I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.
Check out these people behind you. I'm totally convinced they're Satanists.
That'll definitely happen.
We graduated high-school. How totally amazing.
This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.