By the end of this summer you're gonna be up to your neck in pussy.
What are we, in slow motion here? C'mon, what are you, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why don't you.
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.
[ pointing out the obvious ]
Give me all your money, bitch!
Some people are ok, but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody.
I can't relate to 99% of humanity.
At least things can't get any worse.
It's a waste of time trying to logically figure out the female brain, that's for sure. Maybe she got another boyfriend. [farts]
I totally, totally hate you.
That'll definitely happen.
Check out these people behind you. I'm totally convinced they're Satanists.
We graduated high-school. How totally amazing.
This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again.
This is so bad it's almost good.
I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.
It's America, dude, learn the rules.
You don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know... I kinda like him. He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate. In a way, he's such a clueless dork, he's almost kinda cool.
This type of thing must happen to him all the time.
Rock and roll, baby. Freedom of speech.