I am a band geek. I just never joined the band.
Squeeze his ass, son, you'll like it.
The Force is strong in that one.
You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
Don't forget your penis cream.
I'm not retarded. I'm a very special boy.
Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy.
Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby!
I just showed a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?
I get nasty when I'm horny.
Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging and good things will happen.
Here's a new idea for you: I'll get you a spoon so you could eat my ass.
Stifler's mom was a goddess.
Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler, and I have an eleven inch penis.
This summer it's all about sticking together.