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American Pie
God bless the Internet.
God bless the Internet.
There's something about your first piece.
Jim, get some fucking balls.
Say my name, bitch!
Would you object if I said that you were quite striking?
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya?
You don't score until you score.
Oh, my God... You're gay!
Cool! We're gonna have such a good time. It'll be like this one time, at band camp, when we all had a camp fire...
[ grinning ]
Seduce her.
This is like... the coolest thing I've ever seen.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
It's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.
Safer than a tube sock.
I don't know, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
I think you need your balls reattached.
What did you cocks do to him?
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. This is our day. This is our time. And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us to celibacy. We will make a stand. We will succeed. We will get laid!
Dude, that chick's a MILF!
You've never double-clicked your mouse?
Suck me, beautiful!
My friends call me Nova, as in Casanova.
We're here for the party.
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
She's gone! Oh, my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
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