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American Pie
God bless the Internet.
God bless the Internet.
Cool! We're gonna have such a good time. It'll be like this one time, at band camp, when we all had a camp fire...
[ grinning ]
This is like... the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Oh, my God... You're gay!
Seduce her.
You don't score until you score.
Say my name, bitch!
She's gone! Oh, my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
Would you object if I said that you were quite striking?
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya?
Jim, get some fucking balls.
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
My friends call me Nova, as in Casanova.
Suck me, beautiful!
We're here for the party.
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
It's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.
You've never double-clicked your mouse?
Dude, that chick's a MILF!
I don't know, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
Safer than a tube sock.
I think you need your balls reattached.
What did you cocks do to him?
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be. This is our day. This is our time. And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us to celibacy. We will make a stand. We will succeed. We will get laid!
There's something about your first piece.
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