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The Karate Kid
Wax on, wax off.
Wax on, wax off.
He taught him the secret to Karate lies in the mind and heart. Not in the hands.
Banzai!
You, beginner luck.
All in wrist. Wrist up. Wrist down.
Paint house.
No up-down.
Go side-side.
1/2 left hand, 1/2 right hand.
Missed spot.
Look eye. Always look eye!
First learn stand, then learn fly.
No scare fish.
[ looking through the window ]
To baby trees.
[ practicing karate on a boat ]
[ trying to catch fly with chopsticks ]
Secret to punch, make power of whole body, fit inside one inch, here.
What's the matter? You some kind of girl or something?
You trust quality of what you know, not quantity.
Choose.
Just remember: a license never replace eye, ear and brain.
Whole life have a balance, everything be better.
You pretty okay too.
Hey, I give up, don't shoot! No, no!
Points or no points, you're dead meat.
No mercy.
Man who catch fly with chopstick, accomplish anything.
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This place is a dump. You should go back to New Jersey.
You never ask.
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
I can't hear you!
Are those real trees?
If come from inside you, always right one.
To make honey, young bee need young flower, not old prune.
I don't know what she sees in him.
She must be into fungus.
[ getting hit by an egg ]
Smell bad, heal good.
In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two thing: fish and karate.
Don't you know when you make a wish in the shower it always comes true?
You, too much TV.
Fighting always last answer to problem.
Karate for defense only.
No such thing bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.
In Okinawa a belt mean no need rope hold up pants.
Give me sixty push-ups on your knuckles.
We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak.
You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that!
Not everything is as seem.
Don't forget to breathe. Very important.
[ getting kicked in the face ]
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