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The Karate Kid
Wax on, wax off.
Wax on, wax off.
No scare fish.
First learn stand, then learn fly.
[ looking through the window ]
To baby trees.
Look eye. Always look eye!
Paint house.
No up-down.
Go side-side.
1/2 left hand, 1/2 right hand.
Man who catch fly with chopstick, accomplish anything.
You, beginner luck.
All in wrist. Wrist up. Wrist down.
Banzai!
Missed spot.
[ practicing karate on a boat ]
Hey, I give up, don't shoot! No, no!
You pretty okay too.
Points or no points, you're dead meat.
No mercy.
[ getting kicked in the face ]
Whole life have a balance, everything be better.
Just remember: a license never replace eye, ear and brain.
Secret to punch, make power of whole body, fit inside one inch, here.
What's the matter? You some kind of girl or something?
You trust quality of what you know, not quantity.
Choose.
[ trying to catch fly with chopsticks ]
Don't you know when you make a wish in the shower it always comes true?
She must be into fungus.
I don't know what she sees in him.
[ getting hit by an egg ]
Smell bad, heal good.
You never ask.
To make honey, young bee need young flower, not old prune.
If come from inside you, always right one.
This place is a dump. You should go back to New Jersey.
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
I can't hear you!
Are those real trees?
In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two thing: fish and karate.
You, too much TV.
You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that!
Not everything is as seem.
Don't forget to breathe. Very important.
He taught him the secret to Karate lies in the mind and heart. Not in the hands.
We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak.
Give me sixty push-ups on your knuckles.
Fighting always last answer to problem.
Karate for defense only.
No such thing bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.
In Okinawa a belt mean no need rope hold up pants.
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